Rich Akin

I wish something would just trip that flag….
4AM …..it sure came early this morning…..
Good thing that coffee kicked in, I did not want to wake up..
-9 degrees when I opened the door to go out and load all the gear in the truck.
2 feet of fkn snow on the ground, more in the forecast…
We aint been above freezing in two weeks….WTF?
Hauled all my shit out here with coolers and the auger…coolers?…what the fk for?..
-2 degrees now is not that bad….I guess…
Just wish that damn wind would fkn stop…
Why doesn’t something just take that damn minnow…?
Fkn hand is freezing smoking this cigarette…
Great…that asshole over there with all the bullshit just got a flag…fk him…
Fish probably swam right passed my minnow to get to his…
Gotta have patience…enjoy just being out here….
Damn it…I got three layers on underneath these heavy coveralls and I’m still fkn chilly..
Why the fk can’t I just get one fkn hit?…
That minnow was perfect…fkn guy at the bait store said everyone’s been catching fish…
I hope it’s still on the fkn hook….
Shit…is that damn spool on the tip up frozen in?……
Great….there’s another asshole with a flag…fk him too….
Them guys in Northern Minnesota with them heated shanties, Sat TV…full kitchen….
Cats ass….must be nice….
Fkn snow keeps blowing in my hole…fkn wind….
Oh great….come on please….not here….not now Suzie…
…brought toilet paper…good thinking….where the fk can I go?…people are everywhere…
…half a mile out on the ice…hold….I got this….Go away Suzie…
Whew….barely dodged that one…..for now……or did I?….
I’m reeling this rig in and checking bait….You gotta be shittin me…
Fkn minnow bitten in half…don’t even think that…it has not been that way for the last 2 hours..
Great…there’s another guy running to a flag…fk that guy too…fat bastard…
Damn it…it’s still cold out here…Maybe zero now…great…fkn sunny skies my ass…
Fkn weatherman is an asshole….
These fkn gloves are bullshit too…rated for minus 40…. your ass….
It’s only zero now and my fkn fingers frozen….can’t even feel them….
Made in Vietnam…What The Fk?…how the fk do they know what minus 40 is anyway fkn way..
Oh cool…its a text just in from brother Rich..
“Gary, what’s up brother?..How’s the ice fishing going?”
Great..having a nice day out on the ice Rich…